A Poor Choice of Victims

A number of years ago
A woman was accosted
Late at night by a man
In a local parking garage,
And it might have ended
As just another crime statistic,
One more woman robbed or raped
Except for his remarkably
Poor choices of victims.
The woman just happened to be
A black belt karate instructor
On her way home from teaching
A woman’s self-defense class.
To say the attacker
Got more than he bargained for
Is an understatement!
He would have been better of
Trying to wrestle a mountain lion
Than trying to tackle her.
He didn’t have a chance.
All her years of training
Came to play in an instant
And she was all over him.
The guy was a goner
Before he knew what hit him.
I rather imagine
That the he was thankful
When the police finally arrived
And got the woman off him!