Bar Room Etiquette

My brother and I
Were moseying around
Pago Pago, Samoa
Late one evening
Shortly after our arrival
Looking for something to do
When we found a local bar
That was completely full.
Every seat and table
Were taken.
Lee was my younger brother
But he was a bit more
Worldly than I.
He told me to watch
As he proceeded to buy
A round of drinks
For one of the tables,
And the next thing we knew
The table was cleared,
And we were seated
With a couple island girls.
Now I am not much of a drinker,
Never have been
And never will be,
But it is permanently etched
In my mind
How smoothly that worked.
Thanks Bro!